“RAWR!”, big teddy bears of Stone Clan! I love y’all and I know the needs of Stone Clan, you yearn for vivacious suds and voluptuous bods!
Milly I have a fantastical idea… why stop at a dating agency? We need a paranormal singles bar. A Bear Bar! A bar bears can get brown bottled brew and bare their furry needs for bodaciously beautiful Betties. I bring the gift of hops to Milly’s dating world. Wine is fine, liquor is quicker, but beer is dear to the simple soul and kindhearted.
Y’all want Nitas of your own! I don’t blame you, Nita is muy caliente and I think Milly probably burned out her keyboard with some of the humma-da-humma-da in Geek Bearing Gifts. Actually, I think she and her keyboard probably know one another so well that she can telepathically send it messages and it writes her books while she is elsewhere. It also edits her books and publishes them digitally while she is getting her nails and her did. Her keyboard probably converts to a sex toy and psychotherapist as well! Eff me… I need to train my keyboard to be like her keyboard! Every girl needs a Milly Taiden keyboard; I hope mine comes in pink!