Would you rather hear your parents do the deed or put up with Khloe hitting on the guys again? 

Jason: What the actual f*#%? Why would you ask that?
Asher: *retches* You’re triggering some serious shit here, I hope you know that.
Cameron: No way, you heard them go at it?
Asher: Dude, not cool!
Jason: Seriously, can we move on? I just can’t…

Would you rather wake up and find you had three-inch-long eyelashes or go to bed without lips? 

Asher: Oh my god, where are you getting these questions? *explodes with laughter*