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Book Reviews

Weekend Pick Me Up – Red Rex: Blood Echoes by Calinda B

Truth? When I first started this book I was circling the planet WTF, enjoying the bizarre view of ‘whaaaaaaaaaaat?’ I took a break after Gaige has his trouser python unwillingly charged by compliant mutant alien snakes, whose purpose are to viagra his boy meat into a manliness during a ceremony where he gets to lose his branch’s cherry to one of his fathers sacrificial she-males in order to make him the mythic killer of his alien people, the Deltarcs. He awakens from this misty pelvic nightmare with his weiner still attached but sadly mutilated and no longer the beauty queen it once was. He dashes through the streets making nice with homeless fashion consultants, voices in his head, and a new friend who happens to be a white mouse who can speak to him and helps guide him through the first few hours of faux freedom from his childhood innocence. He knows his evil father is still after him for his mystical dick and his mythical purpose, and a run in with his girlfriend at the beach is a brief stop that is momentarily surreal amongst all this rather awesomeness. In my mind the interaction was accompanied with elevator music like one would in a sitcom. Gaige has his fathers freaky Deltarc dogs chase him and he makes a mad caper escape killing his new rodent friend and then resurrecting him from death; they are soul-buds from this on… I paused here and told my husband about this completely bugged out book I was reading and he made me almost pee myself when he asked me if I thought the author had watched a Hentai pRon sans the volume and then wrote her own narration of what she saw. It was pretty far out there so I really was willing to give that a lot of credence at that point. Continue Reading

Book It

Book It – In News Today: Tijan’s Franchise Stop! (I know… kinda makes me wanna get off after reading each stop, too…)

Tijan-Franchise

This is an episodic blog tour and the parts have to be read in order please be sure to follow along all links are below:

Tijan Franchise Part 1 – Confessions of a Y.A. & N.A. Book Addict
Tijan Franchise Part 2 – Midwest Book Lover
Tijan Franchise Part 3 – Vera is Reading
Tijan Franchise Part 4 – M’s Sinful Reviews
Tijan Franchise Part 5 – Evocative Book Reviews
Tijan Franchise Part 6 – Abby & Lisa’s Book Blog
Tijan Franchise Part 7 – Volpina Reads
Tijan Franchise Part 8 – Read This Heart That
Tijan Franchise Part 9 – Mornings Books and Coffee
Tijan Franchise Part 10 – Sugar and Spice Book Reviews
Tijan Franchise Part 11 – Bound in Ink Books
Tijan Franchise Part 12 – Crafty Wicked Crazy
Tijan Franchise Part 13 – The Book Hoarders
Tijan Franchise Part 14 – Shooting Star Reviews
Tijan Franchise Part 15 – Taryn Lee’s Blog – Before 
Tijan Franchise Part 16 – All The Things Inbetween -ME
Tijan Franchise Part 17  – The Book Nuts – After 
Tijan Franchise Part 18 – Bound By Books Book Review
Tijan Franchise Part 19 – Three Girls and a Book Review
Tijan Franchise Part 20 – Forever Me Romance
Tijan Franchise Part 21 – Sweets Books
Tijan Franchise Part 22 – The Book Whore-der’s Delights
Tijan Franchise Part 23 – Prisoners of Print
Tijan Franchise Part 24 – Chaotic Books Babes
Tijan Franchise Part 25 – Stephanie’s Book Reports

The Tijan Blog Hop is not a part of any one series, it contains characters that cross the borders of all her book series, including some future releases. Expect cameos from faces from your favorites listed below. I realized putting this post together that there is no Tijan Wiki Pages and someone needs to jump on that because shitballs are there too many characters these days. Continue Reading

Book Reviews

Tongue Wagger – I Will Find You by Allie K. Adams

I have a huge fascination for true crime books & TV shows, forensics and investigation work, and the horrible court notes no one wants to read. Books like these get hard reviews because I tend to have a very low tolerance for poor crime writing, or the ability to escalate suspense in a thriller novel. The authors I enjoy in this genre are Kathy Reichs, James Patterson, Mary Higgins Clark, etc… In the chummy, crime fighting partner books: Janet Evanovich kicks it with Fox and O’Hare, and Stephanie Plum and Morelli or her and Ranger. So you have to see my bar is high and and I’m going into this book with a lot of cannabes and wonnaflies; things that just can’t be and just won’t fly.

Amish raised Hannah Grace has a sketchy suitor and at the age of sixteen a ‘No, dude–you freak me out, GTFO!’ begins a waterfall of bad events which sends Hannah into the English world to seek the answer to the mystery of where her father went missing, to give her closure, that she might one day return to her congregation. Crap, that was a long sentence. Once in the outworld she gets her GED, goes to the big peoples school and goes and gets a badge. She goes to the place where they carry a big stick, get answers and ask questions; often in that order. She has been away from her upbringing and family for ten years, and carries the insecurity, ego, guilt and pride of a sinner with each step like a true champ while self righteously holding an inner commentary on people’s squandered wealth, blasphemous tongue and turning away of the simply life by getting lost in the trappings of the common day. Just so you know Hannah, if the intent to swear is there and you use another word it is still a curse. If I commit murder and I use a knife or a gun it doesn’t matter the method it’s still murder. You can insert any word you want into the slot of a word that lowers one’s esteem or dignity; It is a curse. You still sin, you just make the word less or more creative than someone might otherwise think it is. Continue Reading